Only In The Ko

I have noticed that there are boys at my feet for me. Telling me how great I am, giving every compliment in the book, treating me like a princess. Yet, I pick the guys that will never treat me just like so. Plus all these guys are in my past. Don’t they stay in my past? I truly want that fairy tale, even if it doesn’t last for long. But the guys that will give me that I will never love. Why do girls do this? I feel bad every time I let a guy down because I’m waiting for another. And it happens all the time, every year. And another thing is.. They are always the same guys! How do they but up with my shit? I mean really? Dumb love I guess. As I sit here all I can think is that they must really love me to be let down time and time again. I truly am sorry and I am grateful you guys show me what true love really is. I appreciate it more than you could ever know :)

Dear Delaney,
I know you want to just push this all a side and accepted it all but in the end you keep hurting yourself. I want you to go out and get what you want. I want you to live your dreams. Stop giving up! And try, you never try. You think it will all magically happen but that’s not how it works. What happened to the summer, you were doing so good. Now you literally have to start over. So get down to business and get your ass into shape. Its the only way you will truly feel happier. Then that way you won’t fell like your faking your smile and confidence. I know your proud to be you and others say they love you the way you are but do this for you. No one else, just you.

I think it’s funny that every Magen and every Taylor I have ever met in my life I have hated. I don’t understand why. It’s not like I do it on purpose, that’s just how it happens. They all are ether really annoying or mean or have ruined my life some way or another. So if your name is Magen or Taylor I’m just going to automatically hate you….. Sorry

Inspired my Jenna Marbles

1. Jenna Marbles
2. Beavis and Butthead
3. Rob Dyrdek
4. Meagan Fox
5. Emma Stone in any easy a outfit
6. Pauly D, Vinny, and Snooki.. Let’s have a foursome
7. Boo from Mario
8. Justin Bieber
9. Quagmire
10. The Beast from beauty and the beast
11. Ian and Anthony from smosh
12. Jake the dog
13. Buzz lighter
14. Owen Wilson
15. Nicki Minaj
16. My friends’ dog Jäger
17. Tigger
19. Kevin Bacon
20. Chanel West Cost
21. Tom Hankes
22. Will Smith
23. George Lopez
24. Klohè Kardashian
25. Spiderman
26. Tyler Blackburn
27. Damon from Vampire Diaries
28. Ashton Kutcher
29. Priscilla from Real World: San Diego
30. Elena from Vampire Diaries
31. Hannah, Spencer, Aria, Emma, and Alison from Pretty Little Liars
32. Bill Gates
33. SpongeBob and Patrick
34. Jenna from awkward
35. Peeta from The Hunger Games
36. Rosie O’donald
37. Opra
38. Davy Jones form Pirates just to see what it would be like
39. Hitler! Just to see if he really has one ball
40. Someone named Yolanda
41. The Jonas Brothers
42. Any play boy bunny just to say I got fucked by on
43. Ariel! Who wouldn’t want to do it with a mermaid
43. And your mom! ;) ha ha… No not really

Ok so my morals on that is you must be IN LOVE! At least, it’s a huge deal for people. Not just people.. But me. I have to know your the right one. So prove it before you even suggest it.